Interview at the Firm...

There was a job opening in the country's most
prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to
Robert and Paul.

Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both
come from good families. Both are equally attractive
and well spoken. It's up to the senior partner to
choose one, so he takes each candidate aside and asks,
"Why did you become a lawyer?

Only seconds after talking to them both, he chooses
Paul.

Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside after the interview.
"I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr.
Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that
I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd lay
down my life for the Constitution and that all I
wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the
world did you tell him?"

"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Paul
replies.

"Your hands? What do you mean?"

"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any
money in either of them!"